Marriage should be done out of the goodness of one's heart without expectation of compensation, but sometimes I think Jeff deserves a little moo-lah for what he has to put up with.
Case and point, my anniversary poem for him:
We drive each other crazy,
We make each other smile,
One year ago today,
We both walked down the aisle.
A man who can put up with love poems like that deserves an award.